Episode 307: The Lord’s Chicken

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

I am a good person because of where I buy stuff! Are you? Keep in mind, if you say no, we will be instantly waging an ideological and perhaps literal war – one which can only be solved only with a swipe of our credit cards. On today’s show, we take a few swipes of our own – at some scams and flubs of today, including an air conditioner that fits on your wrist, a computer that tells you if your kid is drowning, and a way to sell your parking spot. Wow! Nobody ever thought of that! And nobody ever thought of this either: download our show and listen to it so you can have a nice time! That is the Mike Hale guarantee.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay have
0:10.1	been still doing this stuff. They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right. We're still
0:18.5	doing these Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these stuff. Yeah, Mike
0:23.9	and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. Still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.2	Hey, everybody want to YKS, Mike and Jay, I forgot to fucking do the voicemail. What am I doing?
0:35.2	Can someone help me? Can someone help me? Maybe I talked a little bit of the, what do you call it?
0:44.1	We call it something good to call it. We call it the Chiba.
0:48.2	No, okay. All the cool people call it the Chiba or the devil's cabbage.
0:52.9	Okay, I have a funny one. She smokes on the hammer. What? Yeah, he does.
0:59.4	Wait, is that good? What'd you say? Is that good?
1:01.5	We don't even worry about it. Oh, shit.
1:06.3	Fucking voicemail. Shut up.
1:10.0	Hey, boys. So I was recently in the hospital already. It's fine. There was a moment
1:17.7	there where they were putting an IV in my arm and as the nurse came in, I rushed to turn off
1:23.2	the podcast, feeling new, something horrible was going to happen. I didn't have enough time
1:30.0	to turn it off. And so while the nurse inserted the IV into my arm and poked around with an ultrasound,
1:37.6	we all listened to J.F. talk about rolling around in a big balloon with his dong out
1:47.2	looking for floor pussy. So thank you. I hate you, but I love you. Bye, guys.
1:58.8	There it is. The voicemail at the beginning of the show, which we like to hear before we get started
2:03.1	with sort of the main talking part where you and I are talking to each other in the show, right?
2:08.6	Is that right? Someone tell me if that's right. You are so fucked.
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