Hey, this here's Satchel coming at you from Gainesville, Florida.

Speaking of jokes, I don't think I've ever thought of an original joke in my life.

Like, it's hard to come up with jokes.

Every time David comes up with a joke, I'm just so impressed because he comes up with like multiple jokes per episode and stuff.

And I'm like, wow wow but I bought an acre

of land next to my house it's full of all this brush and woods I'm trying to clear a path through it

I'm cutting down a tree not a very big tree it's a small to medium size kind of trash tree and I think of a joke and it goes like this.

This one, I figured like this one was probably good enough for the Netflix special and you

don't have to give me credit or anything. You can just add it in your notes for the Netflix

special and I hope you like it. All right. So, what did the movie buff say when he cut down the tree?

Timberton.

Laughter, they say, is the best medicine.

And folks, you have entered the operating theater of two master surgeons.

Although I guess surgeons don't really...

I think I've already fucked up.

Okay.

Because a surgeon doesn't really give you medicine, right? A surgeon kind of cuts you

open. Now, surgeons just want to cut. So I shouldn't have said that you've entered the operating

theater with two master surgeons. I should say you've entered the pharmacy with two master pill

pushers.

Dr. Feel Good and Dr. Make Mommy Happy are on call tonight in the pharmacy of laughter.

And we are here to save your spirits.

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