The Hello. Oh, it's too hot. Is it hard enough for you? Yeah, I's cool down a bit now, come on.

But last night was, I'm better,

we're doing this in the morning because it was too hot to record last night.

Basically, you were melting.

I was, I was.

A few years ago, you may remember me mentioning there was a little marital

disharmony in our house because Sarah insisted on us getting a portable air conditioning thing, like a little thing.

And, you know, I felt uncomfortable with it because of, for environmental reasons.

She claimed it was part of her culture as an American.

Culture. So we got this box and I mean I shouldn't feel that bad because it's used probably two days in any given year.

Right. And I sort of think, you know, with all the animals that I haven't eaten over the years.

My footprint, it's like I've got one little foot, one big foot.

One child, no car.

Yeah, you know, there's a a lot stuff that I can feel almost

pious about so anyway last night was one of the nights that this thing was

plugged in but because it's portable, it's got like an enormous

hose like an elephant's trunk that comes out the back of it that you then have to put out the window.

And now a bedroom window is on the street. So I feel like all the neighbours

know and I feel shame. I think I've talked about this. Oh, it's not your dirty little secret.

Everybody knows.

But I had an idea.

I could get an England flag.

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