The Hello come back special we weren't here last week were we we weren't things are a little ad hoc at the moment for previously

discussed reasons. But, be ambiguous ones. But aside from that, what happened

last week was I had the worst diarrhea of my life.

And you're a man that's had diarrhea many times.

Yeah, I'm a slave to my bowel.

Yeah, I am.

It's, you know, some people are ruled by the head,

some people are ruled by the heart.

I am ruled by my digestive system to a large extent.

But yeah, six days.

So how long it was?

Whoa, six days of being on the toilet?

Yes, I contacted the doctor on day three and they said,

leave it seven days and if it's still happening.

So I was all geared up to find out there was something seriously wrong with me.

For an intervention.

Yeah, then it then it went away with its own volition.

But it was awful.

It was worse that the worst that had prior to that was I went to India in 2009 and something happened and I lost a couple of days and the nice hotel I was staying in and India doctor came with his little bag and gave me something which

I'm not sure I don't know what it was called I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it's not what my GP would have given me. I think they probably give something to

travellers to bung them up. Okay. So that your holiday isn't ruined.

Okay. When in actual fact the best thing is to let it all get out of your system.

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