Episode 318 - One Small Step... or Not?

Mitch Unfiltered

Mitch Levy

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5 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

RUNDOWN

Whoops, did Hotshot Scott accidentally suggest to start an OnlyFans for his daughter's car fund? Hotel Wi-Fi sucks. And what about Shreveport, Louisiana? Mitch and Hotshot dive into the frustrations of watching NFL playoffs without the Seahawks, who are instead grappling with coaching changes.

Seahawks No-Table *offseason edition* analyzes the decision to fire offensive coordinator Ryan Grubb after just one year. The discussion explores philosophical differences with head coach Mike McDonald and the team’s lack of a consistent offensive identity. The conversation pivots to the Seahawks' future, debating whether they’ve made significant progress under McDonald, the viability of trading Geno Smith, and lingering concerns over Seattle’s front office and roster construction.

In the Mariners No-Table segment of Episode 318, Mitch, Joe Doyle, and Brady Farkas dissect Seattle's puzzlingly quiet offseason. With zero significant spending and minimal roster adjustments, frustrations mount over missed opportunities to strengthen the team.

Mitch Levy and Rick Neuheisel analyze Ohio State's resurgence, Notre Dame's defensive dominance, and the nuances of college football's marquee moments, including questionable coaching decisions and pivotal plays from the Cotton Bowl.

GUESTS

• Seahawks No-Table | Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts)

• Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M's Editor)

• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Analyst

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:07 | From OnlyFans to Shreveport: Mitch and Hotshot Tackle Wi-Fi Scams and Sports Trivia

11:43 | Clip of the Week: Jason La Canfora; QB Conundrum: Geno’s Value, Trade Rumors, and Cousins Comparisons—Is $45M the New Norm?

20:31 | Seahawks' Mediocrity Playbook: New Coach, Same Old Problems

40:01 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts) - Grubb’s Firing, Geno’s Future, and a Mediocre Middle Ground

1:06:09 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M's Editor) Mariners Offseason: Zero Spending, Endless Frustration, and a Castillo Conundrum

1:28:40 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel (CBS College Analyst) Neuheisel’s Take: Buckeyes Set to Blitz Notre Dame in Title Showdown

1:59:09 | The Other Stuff Segment: Ohio State vs. Notre Dame: College Football Championship •Underdog rooting dilemma: Fans struggle choosing favorites •Penn State vs. Texas: Exciting semifinal games •Steelers offseason moves: Russell Wilson free agency •Mike Vrabel Patriots return: Coaching change speculation •Bill Belichick Twitter debut: Unexpected online presence •Justin Verlander career move: Giants sign aging pitcher •Scott Servais Padres role: Mariners manager transition •Deshaun Watson injury: Achilles re-rupture recovery • RIPS Sam Moore Soul legend remembered, Bill McCartney 1990 National Champion coach, Peter Yarrow Folk icon from '60s. • Headlines: Polish general controversy: Anti-tank mines misplaced. AI likeness sale: Adult star innovates workload. MRI mishap humor: Butt plug ER incident. No Trousers Tube Ride: Annual London event returns.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Episode 318 of Mitch Unfiltered with the one, the only, Hot Shot Scott Soden.
0:06.7	What's going on over there, Hot Shot?
0:08.4	Well, you know, I was thinking today I have a daughter turning 16 in about a month.
0:11.7	So I'm going to start on Onlyfans for her car.
0:14.4	If anyone wants to screw the wildfire victims.
0:18.2	Now, hold on a second.
0:19.2	Let's get Piper a new car.
0:20.4	Can we do GoFund Me and not only
0:22.6	fans, please? Did you not mean GoFund me? You didn't mean only fans. Oh yeah, whatever. Whatever
0:29.3	side it is where people will donate money. Whatever that is, you tell me and I'll make it happen.
0:33.7	Hot shot, I'm in a hotel in Portland, Oregon as we speak. I'm getting ready to go to the Brian Wheeler celebration of life at the modus center where the Portland Trailblazers are playing.
0:44.5	And I'm in this hotel.
0:45.7	And I've always wondered this.
0:47.2	So I'm going to ask you because I know you're a technological guru.
0:50.4	Oh, you betcha.
0:51.0	When you check into these hotels and you put on the Wi-Fi, some of these hotels offer
0:57.0	you higher speed Wi-Fi for $4.95.
1:01.0	I've done extensive testing on this.
1:05.0	Oh, come on.
1:06.0	You're lying to me right now.
1:08.0	I've yet to upgrade and pay the upgrade fee and I'm constantly streaming
1:12.6	movies, YouTube videos. It works awesome. I think it's a complete ruse. I do not pay for it. Okay. So I paid
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