Warning, the following podcast sounds like absolute shit.

This is because Riverside.fm, which is their website John and David used to record election

profit makers, did not process the audio files in a timely manner.

So David had to edit the episode using backup files whose audio quality is not as good.

If we're being petty, we should also note that

Riverside provided no technical help whatsoever. And now, on to this week's episode.

Folks, what an adventure. It's been election profit makers, formerly America's most important

podcast about winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

A couple of weeks ago made a dramatic and unanticipated pivot to being about health and wellness and fitness.

But folks, we flew a little bit too close to the sun, just like a kid named Icarus, because John burst a blood vessel in his bicep, and David messed up his back and has a huge knot in his back and so

Well, there's no other way to say it the fitness era of election profit makers has come to an end

John's going to go back to drinking three teaspoons of water a day and

I'm going to go back to my previous fitness routine, which was fitness donut in my mouth.

So no more bodybuilding from the election profit makers.

Wait a minute.

We're going back to Sofa rot 2025.

It's over?

I mean, I know it's over. I know we're shut down for now. Oh, you think there might be a grand reopening?

I don't know. Do you think my bicep is wrecked for life? Feels kind of like it, honestly, that it might be. But well, let's let's talk. Let's talk our listeners through our litany of complaints, our injuries.

Okay.

Not our spiritual injuries, but our physical injuries.

You go first about your wonderful bicep.

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