Hello.

We're recording on actual bonfire night.

You might be able to hear the fireworks in the background if you listen very carefully.

I just heard one, but I don't know if that's going to pick up on the microphone.

It's like a puck one, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Maybe you could describe what you hear to the listeners who, because these are directional microphones

and we've got a noise reduction filter on.

If you hear one,

you could just describe what it is.

I'm going to do an impression of it.

Yeah.

You can say whether you think it's a banger

or a Catherine wheel

or a squib.

I'm not great on my fair wax knowledge.

Or a Roman candle. Oh, there was one, yeah. I'm not great on my fairworks knowledge. Or a Roman candle.

Oh, there was one, yeah.

I just heard you, but I can't, I can not well enough to do an impression, I'm sorry.

Do you know what's weird to me?

That, given how these things usually go, the names that we've had for fireworks all our lives, that none of them have had to

be changed for, you know, modern sensibilities.

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