Episode 329 - Salt to the Mariners' Wound
Mitch Unfiltered
Mitch Levy
5 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
RUNDOWN
From sandwich shop social dilemmas to a masterful golf preview and the Mariners’ ongoing misery, episode 329 hits highs and lows across the sports spectrum. Mitch and Hotshot Scott kick off the episode with a gut-punch Mariners story, a surprising racial etiquette debate, and a nostalgic digression about Jersey Mike’s. The show then shifts into full Masters mode with veteran golf writers Bob Harig and Curt Sampson offering deep insights into Augusta’s mystique, Tiger’s legacy, and why the back nine still delivers magic.
The Mariners No-Table returns with Joe Doyle and Brady Farkas venting about Victor Robles’ injury, shaky bullpen decisions, and Seattle’s 3–7 start. They offer both critiques and hope while defending their bold predictions in the Out on a Limb segment. The “Other Stuff” segment wraps it all with laughs, puns, and offbeat headlines, from Tarot scams to Eminem becoming a grandpa.
GUESTS
• Bob Harig | Veteran Golf Writer, Author of Drive: The Lasting Legacy of Tiger Woods
• Joe Doyle | MLB Draft Analyst, Over Slot
• Brady Farkas | Writer and Sports Radio, SI Now and Refuse to Lose Podcast
• Curt Sampson | Golf Author & Historian, Author of Hogan and The Masters: Golf, Money, and Power in Augusta, Georgia
TABLE OF CONTENTS
0:00 | Mitch’s Mariners rant, Jersey Mike’s debacle, and the Lawrence Taylor Encounter
14:25 | Religion, Recruiting & Breath: Scott’s Sideline Story + Final Four Recap & Geno’s Real Exit
28:36 | GUEST: Bob Harig (Golf Writer) – Augusta Nostalgia, Tiger’s Absence & 2025 Masters Picks
50:11 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table (Joe Doyle & Brady Farkas) – Injuries, Offense Woes & Bullpen Blunders
1:15:35 | GUEST: Curt Sampson (Golf Author) – Augusta’s Rhythm, Meltdowns & Walking the 18th on Sunday
1:40:38 | The Other Stuff Segment: Richard Sherman home robbery, Jokić drops 61-point triple-double, Ovechkin breaks Gretzky’s record, Jeff Ross allergic reaction, Elijah Arenas signs with Adidas, Free concessions at Coastal Carolina football games, Steve Sarkisian and wife having a child post-divorce, Iconic Taco Bell closes in Scottsdale, Mariah Carey embarrasses son on Twitch. Tori Spelling regrets her sex tape didn’t leak, RIPs: Dean Wells, Val Kilmer HEADLINES: Tarot scam & cemetery sex bust, Eminem becomes a grandpa, Hooters files for bankruptcy
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's episode 329 of Mitch Unfiltered. |
| 0:03.1 | How you doing hot shot Scott Soden? |
| 0:05.3 | Well, you know, the country seems to be doing great. |
| 0:07.2 | The sports teams I root for are doing a hell of a job. |
| 0:09.6 | Life's good. |
| 0:10.2 | Who the hell can complain in 2025? |
| 0:12.7 | How in the world was that last game against the San Francisco Giants on Sunday? |
| 0:19.0 | It wasn't enough. |
| 0:22.9 | I used to use this analogy on the show. |
| 0:26.9 | Everybody hated it. I'll use it again. Everybody will hate it again. It wasn't enough that they were swept by the Giants. It wasn't enough that they fell to three and seven already through |
| 0:31.9 | 10 games of the season. But they had to get the Robles injury, the serious injury in the bottom of the ninth, |
| 0:38.7 | the inning in which they lost the game and their seventh game of the season. |
| 0:43.0 | It's just completely all gone to shit. |
| 0:45.1 | It's like when you get mugged in an alley and you're left for dead, you know, you're bleeding |
| 0:49.5 | out of all orifices and you're on the ground in the alley and some random man or woman comes by and |
| 0:56.3 | just walking by and gives you just a kick in the gut just so just one more right like I really |
| 1:01.8 | needed that I'm not incapacitated enough already I need an extra kick in the gut that looked |
| 1:09.0 | very serious I mean we're recording this. We have no idea. |
| 1:11.5 | But my goodness, they had to card him off. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.8 | I mean, I think if it's several months, we're lucky, that looked really bad to me. |
| 1:19.3 | That just had season written all over it. |
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