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Yeah Hey everyone and welcome to the Lions of Buy Donkeys podcast. I'm Joe and with me is Tom and Nate.

We've been transported to South Africa in the late 1800s, chasing a job offer from a mysterious man none of us have ever heard

of before, but we're pretty sure his last name is De Beers? He's been sliding into our LinkedIn

DMs, leaving strangely horny messages about our brain pans and insisting that we have the

noses of highly intelligent creatures, not human, he assures us, but still good enough.

We decide that he must be trustworthy and are never heard from again.

Our skulls are later discovered after a lengthy testimony at something called a truth and reconciliation commission.

Fellas, how are you doing? I've killed us again. I was just thinking that like if you were

in 1800, late 1800s person in, you know, call it Western Europe, Britain, Ireland, that if someone

was like, hey man, I got a job with you, you really got to get with De Beers. You'll be like,

hell yeah, I'm going to get with De Beers. I'm going to put down 12 pines to him tonight. Just watch me. I'm spending

two months of my salary on De Beers. Yeah. It's like that joke, getting waterboard at Guantanamo Bay

sounds great if you don't know what any of those things mean. Yeah, fair enough.

Fair enough.

Oh, man, over the weekend, I went to a tattoo convention.

It was fun to, like, not work at one for once.

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