Hello!

Well, late again this week.

Yeah, sorry about that.

And I can't even pull the... I've got some personal stuff going on that I can't talk about on the podcast line that I usually use.

Because it just went out.

Good for you.

Went out to a club.

A club.

Yes.

Crazy times.

To see Windows 95 Man.

With your son, am I right? Yeah, so Windows 95 Man. I'm sure everybody knows. It'd be weird not to know this. But he was the Finnish entrant in last year's Eurovision song contest. Very memorable. I think he came either 17th or 19th. But he's memorable for a reason. He's memorable because his whole act was it appeared on the television like he was naked from the waist down,

but there was always something obscuring. Yeah, I found it very funny. Oh, it was good. It was like

the beginning of the Austin Powers films. It was the same thing.

And then eventually a tiny pair of denim shorts were lowered from the gods.

And he changed into them.

And they had some kind of hose, which was then spraying pyrotechnics onto people.

I don't remember that.

Wonderful.

Wonderful stuff.

And, you know, even more memorable was his song, no rules. Hello, my name is Windows 95

man and I live by only one rule. And that rule is no rules. Wow. Are you the only person

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