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notes. Thank you. Friends, but by God. I'm not. I'm going to

. Hey everyone and welcome to the Lions of Buy Donkeys podcast.

I'm Joe and with me is my fellow traveler, Tom. The Pope has called

for another crusade, and the wave of pilgrims has swept through our small, Irish-Armenian village

that totally exists on the outskirts of Den Ha. We're together in our multicultural paradise,

we have invented ska music. Caught up in the fervor of the crusade, we know we have no choice but to go with the pilgrims,

otherwise will be put to the sword as apostates.

In order to pass as normal pilgrims, we pretend to be English.

I am bleeding profusely from the head after glassing myself,

and Tom is covered in dog bites from the six

ex-l bullies he insists on walking without a leash.

One day, while walking through the sands of the Levant, my glasses fall off my face.

Tom, worried for my safety, glances over his shoulder at me and says reflexively,

pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

The other pilgrims around

us hear him say these words of our forbidden him and quickly turn on us. Heretics of the horn,

one yell, Satan's of the skank, says another, before they descend upon us, tearing us limb from limb.

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