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notes. Thank you. weapons by God. My friends by God. Hey, everyone, and welcome to the Lions led by Donkeys podcast.

I'm Joe, and with me is Tom. We've come to you, the local

Japanese farmer of Shimabara, with a business opportunity. We've heard that your crops have

failed and the shitty tax samurai keeps coming around and collecting rice that they're due,

but you just don't have it. So what if we offered you the rice you need to stop from getting a sword

through the face today? And you simply pay us back next month at the low rate of triple the

amount of rice we gave you. So Tom, how you feel like about a samurai rice payday loan entrepreneurs?

Samurai loan sharks, I'm not really that in favor of it, I think, especially because, you know, rice is a consumable

good.

It's, yes, it's a commerce item, but you kind of need it to survive when it is, it forms the vast

majority of your carbohydrate diet.

What if we repackage it, rice, but spelled with a why? Oh, Joe, don't,

don't do that. No, you've spoken something into existence that really shouldn't. This is,

this is like Hewle. This is going to be like some guy who's like try rice today and it's just like

eating cream of wheat or cream of rice.

Introducing rice coin.

I feel like we've invented a guy that could exist in Samurai Champlu if it was made today.

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