Episode 351: Gandalf’s Dad

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

We love our wonderful celebs, don’t we folks! Or, wait, maybe we don’t love them! I don’t know, I’m going to have to check the list. Now I feel like Santy Claus…but it’s only April! Good gravy this is a confusing episode and it’s only the description part. Just wait til you get to the listening part of the show. And when you do, what you’ll hear is a hell of a lot of laughs, some serious personal insults, and a list of women that teenagers on the computer have decided they don’t like. Plus: a Nespresso machine that can shoot out stuff that makes you go to sleep instead (reverse Nespresso), Brandage by Antix, and yet another toilet brush. Just when you think you’ve seen them all. Another toilet brush. Wahoo!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.5	We're still doing these.
0:19.5	The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right.
0:21.0	We're still doing these. Not control. Yeah, Mike's right. We're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey, what's up y'all? We're watching The Rings of Power, very late, and it's been out for like forever.
0:42.0	But we're arguing about who the stranger is and my vote is Gandalf's dad and my husband just said that's a title for a YKS episode so you're
1:02.3	welcome.
1:05.0	Love y'all.
1:07.0	Bye.
1:08.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. I'm JFF I feel like I got a little kiss on my cheek
1:15.5	Michael about you I think it's a little kizzy on the cheek is that nice wow
1:20.0	how cool is that I thought they like fell from somewhere.
1:24.0	Whoa!
1:28.0	How nice is that?
1:29.0	Gandolf's dad.
1:30.0	Well look, you know now, you're listening to the episode, look down at your podcast player, is it titled Gandolf's dad or do we come up with something to beat that throughout the course of the...
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