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notes. Thank you. My friends by God and I'm

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Yeah Hello and welcome to the Lions at Buy Donkeys podcast. I'm Joe and with me is Francis in

shocks. We're dressed head to toe in black, having

descended upon our local hot topic like a plague of cloves cigarette smelling locusts and have

purchased all of the invaders in merchandise. That is because while Shox takes the ox cord and

switches the song from mindless self-indulgence to cradle of filth, we pile into Francis' beaten-up Buick Skylark,

because we're heading to the local goth convention. As we pull into the parking lot of

grunk mc shithole convention center, so named for a Confederate Civil War hero, located mysteriously

somewhere between Missouri and Michigan, we see no other cars parked outside.

Rather, they're only horses.

Soon men wearing armor and carrying spears and swords emerge from the convention center,

speaking a strange Germanic language.

Francis and Shocks pushed me towards them to parley.

As is tradition, I offer them a three-liter bottle of Fago Rock and Ride.

One of the men approaches me, takes the bottle and sniffs it. He says, in broken English,

he'd rather have red pop and quickly cuts me down where I stand. Should have brought a white

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