Episode 353: Eighteen Moths

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

This is going to be a short description today because the delivery guy came to the house at 6am and startled my dog, who went crazy and woke me up. I didn’t ask for the thing to be here that early but that’s okay. I should know better than to order stuff. Or have a dog or go to sleep or any of that stuff. I look stupid now. And I feel quite stupid as well. But, I do have my item. And I love it.

On this episode we got a nice way to mangle your hands that doesn’t even require your hands to do it, a doorbell so stupid not even I want it, and a mind-reading guy inventing a card game. There’s 3 other ones also, which makes sense if you’ve paid attention to the show at all. Although it is my understanding that many of you use it as a sleep aid, so, nevermind. Wake up asshole it’s a package!!

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YKS Premium – It’s basically what we’re doing every time you knock on the door and we say “Go away! Leave us alone! We’re not doing anything!” Last week we went to a Simpsons pop-up and had a normal amount of fun at it. And who knows what we’ll get up to next! Maybe another kind of pop-up!

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Che,
0:10.0	after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.5	We're still doing these.
0:19.5	The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right.
0:21.0	We're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys, I am really stressing out here.
0:35.0	Mother's Day is coming up and I don't know what to get my mom so I need your advice. She doesn't she's not really into like come and piss and
0:47.8	shit or like sex toys or anything yeah, we don't need to go that route, but I mean just for like a generic mom, like 70-something. Anyway, yeah, as soon as you can get back to me.
1:03.0	Love you, bye.
1:04.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.
1:07.0	I'm JF. D.B. is putting his phone down looking over at me like,
1:11.0	what in the hell is going on, what are you doing that caller smoking I don't know can I freaking have some yeah I guess you probably I think I think I think you are so loveable and beloved that if you
1:26.9	asked any of our listeners for a little bit of what they were smoking they would
1:30.0	give it to you yes I do think that yeah I'd take it all I'd hog it I don't even think you
1:35.8	wouldn't even have to ask I think you just have to be like it's mine now well I
1:40.6	think they would give it happily.
1:43.7	I'm noticing now, are you, do you feel like you're a little bit facing too much this way?
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