Episode 355: It’s McHappy Day
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2024
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
We're a Christian Youtube channel that creates nursery rhymes! Just kidding. We’re a comedy show that you can listen to when you are sweeping up the floor or folding a towel and going “ah crap that looks stupid” and then folding it a different way. But really, at the end of the day, does it matter what the towels look like when they’re just gonna get dragged all over your butt and stuff anyway? Something to think about. Perhaps while listening to a show!
On today’s show – ah, there’s that word again – we have an item that can both style AND color your hair at the same time, an app that lets you review someone as just like a person, and probably one of the craziest things I have ever seen to boot! Sounds like quite the “show”! And yet, you have to “hear” it. This crazy language of English…it always finds a way to entertain. And so, I hope, do we. Don’t email us if we don’t, though.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and |
| 0:09.6 | Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up |
| 0:14.4 | so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still |
| 0:18.5 | doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. We're still doing these. We're still doing this up. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:29.0 | Hi, uh, this is a two-part |
| 0:34.4 | two-part voicemail. I want to give a shout out to my buddy |
| 0:40.7 | Alex, who I know is listening and congratulations on the birth of his first child, |
| 0:50.0 | a beautiful baby daughter. |
| 0:53.0 | Second part I'd like to know if you guys have any remedies for it's, my ass is just not cooperating on fire, really just a horrible situation going on down there and just need some help because you look like two guys who have had lots of hemorrhoids. |
| 1:16.1 | I battled lots of hemorrhoids throughout your long story career of taking massive |
| 1:22.0 | thumps. So anyway, yep. of taking massive massive dumps. |
| 1:23.0 | So anyway, yep, feel free, call me back. |
| 1:28.0 | Let me know those tips. |
| 1:31.0 | I can also accept texts and emails. Thank you. Thank you very much. |
| 1:37.0 | Bye. |
| 1:38.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. I'm J.F. Mike, I think we should give a shout out here to all of our fabulous baby listeners |
| 1:46.2 | it sounds like babies are being born more and more every day right they just keep making them |
| 1:51.5 | don't they it's get to the hemorrhoids. |
| 1:55.0 | Let's talk brass tacks here. |
| 1:58.0 | Now you stopped yourself up, it sounds like, |
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