Episode 357: Beauty and the Feast

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2024

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

What more could be said about Episode 357 that hasn’t already been said…Well, for one thing, I suppose we must note that Webster’s Dictionary defines Episode 357 as “The Episode that takes place in between Episodes 356 and 358.” Interestingly, this Episode would go on to become one of the many episodes of YKS released for public consumption in the year 2024. Well if that doesn’t beat all! But what made this episode of YKS so remarkable? An inscrutable lifestyle brand? A stupid fucking sculpture? An actual fascist militia fundraising on the stupid spinning top and board game website? Whatever the case, it certainly has gone down in history as one of the things you can hear on your phone. Which you can start doing…now! Now that you’ve read the description of the episode which you always do first. Thanks.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.5	We're still doing these.
0:19.5	The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right.
0:21.0	We're still doing these. Not control. Yeah, Mike's right. We're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey boys, it's Tuesday and I'm stopping at the gas station to use the bathroom. grass and trees, some supplies.
0:45.0	And I go into the men's room open the door and there's a guy standing at the
0:49.8	urinal which is facing the door and we make eye contact and I look down and I see that it's
0:55.5	slightly big enough to spit two people but it's still too small to be like yeah I'm
1:01.1	going to go in there and pee in the other toilet so I just kind of you know nod and close the door and wait for him to come out.
1:08.0	So he comes out he looked at me and he says, I think we need man diapers.
1:18.7	And I kind of laugh, you know, sort of didn't want to make it awkward.
1:21.8	It's like, yeah, huh? I went there and did my business.
1:24.5	It just struck me as odd. I never had that thought, you know, in my life that I needed a diaper. I don't know. Love you guys. Bye.
1:39.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. I'm JF. I'm looking at DB over there and he's got the I'm at an
1:44.9	angle where I can see what you're looking at. I actually you have the document for the
1:48.2	website up or for the show for the episode.
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