Episode 359: Monsters At The Doctor

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

I just thought of a guy called “Mr. Electricity”. He could probably zap around and do a lot of fun stuff…plus he would have electricity! Nobody will ever make a movie of this brainless superhero idea I just crapped out in 5 seconds. No. Instead, we’ll all march to the googooplexes to see the latest Noah Baumbach dramedy set in in New York City like the dutiful little consumers we all are. I’m so sick of how Creatives are Punished! Luckily, on today’s show we are giving back to the true creative minds of the earth, by highlighting their wonderful Kickstarter ideas, such as: a fan you put on kids’ food to cool it down, a game you play on Thanksgiving only, and an AI way to talk to your dead grandma. For this public service, we ask nothing in return. Except to please listen to the show, rate us on iTunes, send us emails and voicemails, follow us on social media, and subscribe to the Patreon. A fair trade…for art, no?

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.5	We're still doing these.
0:19.5	The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right.
0:21.0	We're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys, uh conversation about scheduling the six month dental appointment reminded me of how I made my six-month appointment when I went to the
0:47.5	dentist left for October 31st.
0:53.0	And I was thinking it could be funny to do a Halloween-themed joke at the dentist. Maybe something like Dracula fangs or a mouth full of blood.
1:15.0	I was wondering if you had any good ideas in that vein. That's all I wanted to say, so I'll say, I'll say.
1:37.0	So, I'll say goodbye now.
1:45.0	Hang up bro.
1:49.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, I'm JF I kind of wonder do you ever think it's truly never occurred to me until just now even though I know there's like 300 some episodes proving this
2:00.0	do you think it's weird to start out our podcast with hearing from like the most depressed low energy guys in the entire world are listeners kicking things off like that?
2:12.4	It's good because it gives us kind of a jumping off. listeners kicking things off like that.
2:12.5	It's good because it gives us kind of a jumping off point and it's like,
2:15.6	wow, at least we're not, it's fucking lower energy as that guy.
2:19.0	Nowhere to go but up.
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