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Feel Good Travel. You're listening to a drift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port.

Now that I've told you you're welcome to forget it right away and use the space that you have left over to chastise something.

It doesn't matter what.

Hello?

Are you listening to me?

Everything is amazing.

Adrift, with Jeff Lloyd working on a bank holiday. It would never have happened when we're doing the radio show, would it?

I sometimes miss those 11 weeks holiday a year.

But, you know, I also miss the earnings that went with it which would then mean it

facilitate being able to go on holiday. Yeah, so you know what does it matter

on the hell it's just another Monday isn't it? Just another manic Monday. So here we are. I found out some cheerful news

In the middle of this bank holiday weekend. I'll go on my son has ringwormworm. Oh I've had ringworm really yeah yeah when

did you get it as a child. Okay so not as a adult. I felt embarrassed because basically

there's a local leisure center and we sometimes take him to the

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