Episode 370: Tim Allen Jungle Turd Jungle
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2024
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
MORTUY: Oh geez Rick, I don’t know about this one Rick. It looks like we accidentally portaled to a planet where there’s a ruling race of sentient Kickstarter projects! Oh man, oh geez Rick. I just want to go home and pull my pud man. I don’t want to do all this space flying stuff anymore man. Look at that one…it’s like a stupid pirate card game and it’s coming at me! Ahh!! And look over there, it’s a stupid podcast about how we’re all the same! Oh god it’s horrifying. But I think I’m most terrified of the guy who went to do some sex tourism and thought it was cute! Okay that’s a real guy so it’s not really like an alien thing but man that’s really scary, too. Right, Rick? Uhh…rick??
RICK: (Flashing his space credit card) One for booty on the poop deck, please! Morpy I love you.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and |
| 0:09.6 | Jay after still doing this stuff. They've been going for six years and haven't given it up |
| 0:14.4 | so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still |
| 0:18.5 | doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing doing these. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:29.0 | Hey guys, I just wanted to call in and offer you some royalty-free generic YKs titles. |
| 0:38.3 | They're not quite as good as the originals, but they might fit the bill for your price range. So here we go. |
| 0:48.7 | Number one would be Yoda's new dildo. All right? |
| 0:53.0 | Okay. |
| 0:54.0 | How about Tim Allen Jungle? |
| 0:55.0 | Jungle? |
| 0:57.0 | Wake up and smell the piss. |
| 0:59.0 | What is Mountain Time? |
| 1:01.0 | Chips for breakfast. bisexual jeopardy, and return to ass country. |
| 1:07.0 | So let me know if any of those tickly or fancy. |
| 1:10.0 | All right guys. |
| 1:12.0 | Sorry, I was a little slow on the beep because I was writing those down because they're all like really |
| 1:17.7 | Jesus Christ those are really fucking good I was like I need the fucking you know you ever see this what is that called is it |
| 1:24.2 | called short hand the keyboard that they do is it court officers yeah I don't I don't know |
| 1:29.0 | what the one of those things I don't one of those things my mom will tell me |
| 1:32.3 | every now again |
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