Episode 372: Pumpkin Master’s Sake Bones

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes you’ll look at the title of an episode and think to yourself, “Oh yeah, I remember why the title of the episode was gonna be this. Because we did a good riff on what The Duckcaller’s Lament would be. And then you got some times where you have to write “Pumpkin Master’s Sake Bones” down in the title box, and you wish you could crawl into a hole and die. There are a lot more of those weeks.

Anyway on today’s show, we got Lil’ Entrepreneurs, a movie that feels like a fake movie inside a fake movie, and a nice Guilt App that makes you feel bad for just sitting around doing nothing evil. And plus, God willing, a riff about Sake Bones that justifies this incomprehensible mishmash of an episode title. Please.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kids starter sucks yeah that's. We're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Kickstarter has this new feature called I'm feeling lucky. I'm sorry I'm feeling
0:38.8	lucky. You hit that button you put your credit card in. They take out anywhere between 10 and $300.
0:47.0	And it's on a random project. You don't know what it is. It shows up at your door. it doesn't I did that and I got a bottle of
0:56.4	olive oil it's really good
1:02.0	hey everybody welcome to YKS.
1:04.0	We're opening up the mystery box here on the show, Mike.
1:06.0	I hope it's a good one.
1:08.0	I hope it's a good episode because we don't know before it starts
1:12.0	so I'm opening up the mystery it's a
1:13.4	metaphor I'm opening up the mystery box of this episode I hope it's gonna be a good
1:18.4	episode could be a stinker oh it's it's gonna be a it's gonna be a no fuck it's, uh, it's going to be, uh, I don't fuck it.
1:24.7	Come on now.
1:26.7	Depending on my attitude and it's not looking good.
1:29.8	No, it's not looking good.
1:30.8	Drink some more of that coffee there.
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