Episode 384: Teenage Apes with Shaved Muzzles

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2024

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Wow! You know, this is a pretty darn good time to be thinking about some new products to consider purchasing and buying and stuff like that. I hope that some companies or those fine folks who are companies but just people – entrepreneurs – come up with some good new ideas for me to consume! Perhaps I should check the circulars (ads that cavemen looked forward to). Looks like we got socks that stay together, and. Actually you know what, that’s it. That’s perfect. I don’t need anything else. I’m happy now. Thank you God! Thank you my God! I am saved.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.7	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Your Kickstarter sucks.
0:20.4	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.3	We're not to do. Yep. Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:26.9	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey, this question is for Jesse. Which of Mike's long list of impressions is your favorite
0:39.1	me? He's got Obama,
0:41.8	Yoda,
0:42.9	recently bussed out of Bill Cosby,
0:45.5	which I don't know if that's okay to do.
0:48.1	Brian Quimby,
0:49.5	Southern kids, Southern mom.
0:51.9	Anyway, I would love to hear your
0:53.5	thoughts. Love the show.
0:56.4	Hey,
0:56.9	hey everybody.
0:58.2	Welcome to Y.
	...

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