Episode 386: Dr Dunk and The Basketball Baby

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Now this is interesting. It says here…it looks like it says right here…that it’s almost getting close to that famous time of year known as Christmastime! Ohhh!! Heavens to murgatroyd! Just what will we be doing in 9 days time! Well I know I’ll be wiping the sleep from my eyes, bounding down the staircase, and getting MAD at my KIDS for not getting me any good TOYS! That is, unless…unless a Christmas miracle happens. But what would it be! Perhaps it would be, a simple episode of a show, from the mind of two Content Creators, who love their jobs and want to make the whole world smile. Or maybe it’s THIS CRAP!!!

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right. We're still doing these kickstarters sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these
0:22.3	got control yep mike and j f haven't given this up yeah that's right you're still doing your
0:28.0	kickstarter sucks so you guys think you're so fucking good because you don't have to worry about your dungeness crab traps.
0:39.5	Have you considered that that kick-starter is not for you? Okay? Not everything's for you.
0:44.7	There are people that need new dungeness crab traps, idiots.
0:49.5	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS and first of all, I just want to apologize to the dungeness crab catching community.
0:56.4	You know, we don't always get it right here on the show.
1:00.2	We try.
1:01.3	We try our best to get it right on the show each and every week when we create content for you guys.
1:06.7	Okay.
1:07.7	But we're people too.
1:09.8	We're human.
1:14.9	And we're going to mess up. and i think just being fully transparent with you all on the dungeness crab trap trap kick starter mike we messed up we did we um we drop the ball
1:23.0	and we have to own it um we have something like that happen. So that's what we're doing. Just throwing ourselves
1:30.3	at the mercy of the listener. Please forgive us. You know, we conducted a full investigation
1:36.7	here at YKS as to, well, what went wrong, what we did wrong. We contacted all the affected stakeholders.
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