This episode is sponsored by Burned Apron.

Burned Apron is the official weekly meal kit of Antifa.

Each delicious meal is designed by Antifa certified nutritionists and chefs.

As you guys may have heard, Antifa's a huge organization with a massive operating budget so they spare no expense in making sure each burned apron meal is a tasty representation of their values.

They give you the ingredients and the recipes for a week's worth of dinners,

and I just had my first burned apron meal kit this week.

It was really good.

I had dumpstered bagel delight,

something that was called yesterday's watercress salad,

Hickory smoked police car tire,

a temporary autonomous scone,

and for dessert, a pint of ice cream filled with cement.

And I also got a half-eaten apple

and a can of garbonzo beans with a dent in it.

Shipping costs are more expensive than with other meal service plans,

but that's only because each meal comes with 20 bricks for throwing through windows. Right now, we've got a special

deal for our election profit maker's audience. Visit burnedapron.antafa.com. Get 20% off your first

order using the special promo code destroy destroy destroy a checkout remember

blue apron is a cop burned apron is the future burned apron eat well be happy fuck shit up

let's do the show welcome to election profit makers.

I'm Kid Midas.

I'm here with my friend Starly Quinn.

...