May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

You know when you're stiffly and you can't breathe through your nose so you breathe just through your mouth?

This shows like that. It's like breathing through your mouth and then tasting the world on your tongue and then closing your mouth and then

and then swallowing the goodness of the world

and then not choking and then being at one with the universe.

A drift with Jeff. Annabelle just turned up and Hello I'm a little bit anxious.

Annabelle just turned up and as I have to do when I open the door to you I give you a big hug and

as that was happening my next door neighbor Wayne walked past and I now think that he thinks I've got

some woman turning up in the middle of the day who I'm having an affair with.

If only you hadn't great my bottom at the same time, only.

I do, it definitely fell into the category of a friendly hug,

I think, but some people aren't tactile

and they would judge any kind of contact

between different sexes as potential infidelity.

He would have seen your wife leave what and I don't know half an hour beforehand and then

me a ride and a hug.

Yeah.

I don't know what to do.

And what I really wish that I'd done is as it was happening say oh

Welcome welcome Sarah will be back in a minute. She'll be so happy to see you my wife

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