Episode 392: My Toilet is a Paradise

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

When it comes to an episode of YKS, there’s gonna be 3 hits. I hit the theme song button, DB hits a couple of home run dingers, and Dan hopefully hits the button that takes out all the times we said our social security numbers, where we live, and actionable threats against celebrities. So maybe like 2.5 hits at best. But still, that’s more than Justin Bieber!

On today’s show we have a humpty-hoo and a diddly-doo and a rooty-toot-too! Just kidding. This is for all the true fans that read this far into the episode description. A treat from us to you. A real reveal about what kind of kickstarters are contained within this 2 hour laugh-stravaganza. Are you ready? Here goes! It’s toilet cleaner and boner juice. See ya

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.8	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.3	Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.3	We're not to control. Yep, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. Take a load off, Fannie. Take a load for free. Take a off fanny and you put the low right on me
0:43.4	hey boys as you no doubt know Garth Hudson has passed the fourth surviving member of the band known as the band.
0:57.4	And please don't do who's on first situation or I'll lose my mind.
1:03.0	My question for you, too, is, is there a current celebrity or musical artist that when they die, you'll actually be sad and not just ironically make fun of them?
1:18.1	So, yeah, let me know if you guys all have one.
1:22.4	Love the show.
1:23.6	Bye.
1:25.5	Hey, everybody.
1:26.3	Welcome to episode 392 of your Kickstarter sucks.
1:30.1	Dan, hope you're writing that down.
1:33.0	We have a great big show today, so don't turn off right now.
1:37.2	Now that you've heard the number of the episode, don't turn it off.
1:41.1	Don't feel like, well, I did my civic duty.
1:43.3	I listened to the number of the...
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