Guess where I got Botox yesterday.

Right here in my sad frowny face.

Really?

Yeah. So I've been noticing like this right here in my sad frowny face really yeah i've been noticed i've been noticing like this right here right is getting more and more it's getting more and more defined

they call those um they call those marionette lines oh oh my god that is so offensive

because like now i like would like like moves my lips and stuff.

And I've been like, oh my God, that's new.

And I was like, well, what is that?

And it turns out it's just an old person.

It's an old person's face.

I'm just getting old people things happening to me.

So the lucky for us, here's the thing.

A plus side of having a chubby face is that you look young, right?

Like, you look young.

For the most part, nobody would believe that you're 40, almost 41.

I don't know.

I don't know why we keep bringing up the days, but yes.

I got carded recently.

Ooh, was it out of obligation?

No, I was buying heroin.

And so the nice thing about having chubby cheeks is that you always look youthful,

but the downside is that at some point

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