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🗓️ 2 November 2015
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | The third survivor of Lime Town to reach out to me, Dr. Max Finlayson, missing male |
0:06.0 | number four in the Lime Town Commission report, was different from the others, to put it mildly. |
0:11.6 | I really think the best defense humanity has for itself is the miracle that is ice cream. |
0:16.4 | Everything else is just variations on societal masturbation. |
0:19.4 | Right, but you were talking about a beach? |
0:21.6 | Want you to meet me at a little cove? |
0:23.1 | Am I on North of Lifeguard Tower 10? |
0:25.0 | There's this giant beautiful waterfall. |
0:27.0 | Looks like it's pissing on the beach. |
0:28.3 | It's glorious. |
0:29.4 | Okay. |
0:30.4 | So, are you sure you're entirely comfortable speaking with us? |
0:33.8 | Or... |
0:34.1 | Look, I have nothing to hide. |
0:35.8 | My life's an open book. I know it's coming for me. |
0:38.3 | I like the good reverend in his little piglet. |
0:40.0 | I accept it. In fact, I welcome it. |
0:42.5 | Death, you mean? |
0:43.6 | God, no, I'm not an idiot. |
0:45.2 | I just want the chance to not be sitting on my hands like I have for the past 10 years, |
0:48.7 | waiting for a bunch of masked mercenaries to bust down my door and stick a knife in me. |
0:52.6 | I'm not the type of guy, attic. |
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