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Election Profit Makers

Episode 41: Summer Slam Jam 2020

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

This episode of Election Profitmakers is sponsored by mycaren.com.

0:04.3

My Karen is a personal shopping service uniquely suited to our current moment.

0:08.2

Here's how it works.

0:09.2

Using the My Karen app, you place an order for groceries or a coffee or take out from a restaurant.

0:14.4

One of My Karen's team of professional carons goes to the establishment to pick up your order without wearing a mask.

0:21.4

When she's politely asked to wear a mask, she freaks out and yells and calls everybody

0:25.9

a Democratic pig, then points her finger and screams at anybody filming on their phone.

0:31.3

My Karen guarantees that your order will be smashed all over the floor with maximum dramatic

0:36.9

effect.

0:38.3

Best of all, you can customize your My Karen experience.

0:41.3

Choose from Q&on Truth Teller, I have a medical condition, or screamer's choice.

0:46.3

You get the satisfaction of confronting the Nanny State COVID Mask Mafia without leaving the

0:52.3

comfort and safety of your own home.

0:54.7

It's a win-win.

0:55.9

And that's not all.

0:56.7

For a premium, My Karen, will send someone to get kicked off a plane for you or even take

1:01.7

a COVID test for you while yelling about how it's all fake.

1:05.6

Use promo code, my doctor says I can't wear a mask.

1:09.1

That's all capital letters for 20% off your first order.

1:13.0

My Karen, the only personal shopping service that values your personal freedom and convenience above everything else.

1:20.3

Because isn't that what being American is all about?

1:26.5

John, any notes?

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