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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

When you're an experienced police officer, it probably takes a lot to shock you, and you could easily be seduced into thinking that you've seen it all. But, according to one of our listeners, his policeman pal got a lot more than he bargained for one day when following a suspected drug dealer. Listen in to hear the full story...


Elsewhere, we find out about how sheep manage to survive just on grass and there's, of course, another trip back to the now-probably-world-famous Stubbington Study Centre. You just cannot keep that place out of the headlines.


There's loads more besides and if you want to contribute yourself, email us: [email protected]



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0:00.0

Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. All right, we're back again. It's Thursday. It's Luke Peachore. How are you doing

0:37.2

Lookmua? I'm good. Reeling from Monday's effort to put to bed once and for all that crucial poison versus venom debate.

0:46.4

If you get bitten by a horse, it's poison, but if you bite a horse horse you're in trouble.

0:53.0

That was the that was the thing that we learned.

0:56.0

My best friend got bitten by a horse.

0:59.0

Oh, best friends.

1:00.0

Yeah, my best friend apart from you Pete.

1:02.0

Got bitten by a horse on holiday in Devon, I believe, with his family.

1:08.5

Look, mate, I used to have to cross a horse's field every morning to go to secondary school and I was bitten on more than one occasion

1:14.2

because the farmer specifically put his countless horses in them.

1:19.7

So to stop people walking across by, I was like, no, right right of way I'm a rambler.

1:24.5

Oh my God can I tell you perhaps

1:27.3

through a snowball at the hospital on more than one occasion I bet you did yeah

1:30.1

but it's away from me bitey big bitey. Big target, isn't it?

1:33.0

I, can I please tell you, you give me a hit speed in a second, I want to tell you, I'm going to change...

1:38.0

I'm not going to mention the names to protect the innocent.

1:40.0

Let me please tell you one of the most ridiculous stories I've ever heard,

1:44.0

which has just come to me thinking about what you just said there.

1:47.0

Give me its been.

1:49.0

It's been.

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