Episode 454: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 5: Property Queens

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Roxxxy Andrews more than earns her commission in the final minutes of this week’s episode. After a series of real estate commercials that weren’t necessarily fighting off bidders, some workroom drama about Florida accents, Jorgeous's Mommy and me moment on the runway and a pretty hairy lip sync, an anguished blind crab walk was just what this episode needed to continue to sell us on this absurd telethon pitting charities against one another. Also, the Teletubbies show up and we have some very strong opinions on real estate agency branding, silly straight boys and of course, Shannel.Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary) at the Sister Mary level to get access to past seasons of Nuance, the Alright Mary aftershow, movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Philippines and more.Join us at our OnlyMary's (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary)level for EVEN MORE movie reviews, brackets, and deep dives into our personal lives!Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary (http://www.patreon.com/alrightmary)Email: alrightmarypodcast@gmail.com (mailto:alrightmarypodcast@gmail.com)Instagram: @alrightmarypod (http://instagram.com/alrightmarypod)Johnny: @johnnyalso (https://www.instagram.com/johnnyalso) (Instagram)Colin: @colindrucker_ (http://instagram.com/colindrucker_) (Instagram)Web: www.alrightmary.com (http://www.alrightmary.com/)

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0:00.0	Oh, that was absolutely good. All right, Mary.
0:15.0	I'm, I'm so lost and I'm so confused with all of this.
0:22.0	What was a very open conversation carried over into another
0:25.9	conversation and another aspect of the thing. At the end of the lip thing I said
0:30.4	ooh Nina and Mid. You brought it up. It's about the clicks or whatever.
0:34.4	You guys aren't in a click or anything.
0:36.4	So far in this competition, I think I've been trying to be aware of everything that's going on around me.
0:41.8	I'm over it.
0:43.0	And at this point, I realized that I cannot keep up with these
0:46.0	bitches and their mathematical strategy of how this game is working.
0:50.0	Just get some.
0:51.0	Fuck out of drag.
0:52.0	I don't know. Just get some. The stuff out of this shit.
0:54.0	Girl, I don't know.
0:55.0	Like, and I just got my first badge.
0:57.0	I want to win money for my charity.
0:59.0	That's what I really want.
1:00.0	Oh, fuck.
1:02.0	And as far as all this drama about clicks and alliances, I don't care.
1:08.0	I just don't care.
1:10.0	I felt like it was appropriate to start with Chanel this week given how much we're
1:16.9	going to be talking about the last three minutes the episode for the rest of this
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