Get this and get it straight.

Crime is a sucker's road,

and those who travel it'd wind up in the gut of the prison of the grave.

The story you're about to hear is true. The

The story you were about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

The Adventures of Sam Spade Detective.

The Adventures of the Saints starring Vincent Prize.

Bob Bailey in the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account.

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator

yours truly Johnny Deller The Hello and welcome to down these mean streets with more old-time radio

detectives and crime solvers.

This week Bob Bailey stars as insurance investigator Johnny Dollar,

the man with the action-packed expense account in a pair of mysteries involving man's best friend.

The first story today comes from the era when yours truly Johnny Dollar aired in 15 minute chapters with a full story

playing out between Monday and Friday, a run of shows that stands among the best

produced during the Golden Age of radio. We'll hear and

among the best produced during the golden age of radio.

We'll hear all five parts of the Laird

Douglas, Douglas of Heatherscote Matter,

and try saying that five times fast. This one originally aired on CBS between April 9th and 13th,

1956. Johnny is hired to protect the titular layered, but he finds out too late that his layered

ship is a dog. He's due to compete in a prestigious dog show and his very wealthy owner suspects that rivals may try to preemptively

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