Episode 56 - The End Of The World

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Heather Anne Campbell, Nick Wiger, Sarah Campbell, Moujan Zolfaghari, Jordan Morris, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley all join in for this episode in which we learn about the end of the world. By Benjamin Partridge, Heather Anne Campbell, Nick Wiger, Sarah Campbell, Moujan Zolfaghari, Jordan Morris and Tom Neenan. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com Music includes: “Avec Toi” by Dana Boule (www.danaboule.com)

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0:55.0	This month, I speak to Matt and Stacey Perouki, a couple from the USA, who claimed that they received a letter from the United Nations,
1:03.0	saying that the end of the world is coming and that they have been chosen to be one of the select few to receive a weekly ration of post-apocalypse beef.
1:12.0	I would like to be clear that there was no sweepstakes involved.
1:15.0	No.
1:16.0	There was no precursor to our selection.
1:19.0	We got the notice and there it was. It was congratulations. You are one of the families that gets to live.
1:28.0	I went to meet them to find out more and they seemed like a normal married couple.
1:32.0	We're from Kenosha, Wisconsin, where Matt is a Christmas tree farmer and I'm a human rights lawyer.
1:39.0	It works out great because my busy season is a hers slow season.
1:43.0	Really, so human rights abuses tend to slow down around Christmas?
1:47.0	Yeah, I think the holiday spirit kind of soothes people and makes them less likely to do crimes against humanity.
1:56.0	You're the expert, I don't want to speak for you.
1:58.0	No, that's accurate.
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