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Episode 560 - The Mummy Returns

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2021

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

On the final episode of the 2021 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang goes back to Mummyville to discuss Stephen Sommers' dreadful sequel, The Mummy Returns! Why did they have to curse us with this awful child character? What were they thinking with the Deus ex blimp? And why cast The Rock and then not have him say anything? PLUS: Behold! Some of the absolute worst CGI in cinema history!

The Mummy Returns stars Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr, John Hannah, Patricia Velasquez, Freddie Boath, Adele Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Dwayne Johnson; directed by Stephen Sommers.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:06.0

This week on the program, step right up for some of the worst CGI you'll ever see in

0:10.4

your life.

0:11.4

It's the Mummy Returns on Andrew Jupins, Steven the Saydak, Mummy Sisko, the Cabin Returns,

0:18.0

Lynway Hey Rவதies.

0:48.0

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Fine Program. As always, that's right. This week the summer blockbuster

1:00.1

extravaganza is back to franchise town. We are talking. It's ending, dude. This is the

1:04.7

last one. As always, you can tell folks, I am incapable of looking at calendars. This

1:11.4

is how we're wrapping, rounding out the 2021 SBE, Steven Summers returns to right and direct

1:18.2

the mummy returns from ought one somehow the mummy return somehow indeed, dude. Up

1:25.9

front, we should say if you're a pay trans subscriber, you were stoked to know that our good buddy

1:30.1

Ben Worcester was supposed to appear on this episode, but he is currently out on an assignment.

1:34.2

Yeah. Yes. We'll get him back on as soon as we can had to send into Honduras. Short,

1:40.6

short mentioned here, but they were making some bad movies down there. We got him on the

1:44.5

next boat out. He's just outside of the multiplexed on their laughing. But when you see his reporting,

1:50.2

when it comes in, it's going to really blow your socks off. Yeah. There's going to be,

1:53.2

yeah, it's like Mike Lindell levels of results or revelations. Two hour documentary about

2:00.0

what he saw down there. But yeah, this is of course the sequel to the 1999 smash sensation,

2:06.7

the mummy starring a Brendan Fraser and previous episode. Yeah, previous episode totally much

2:13.5

better movie. I have not a we did that episode quarantine somehow somehow that was last

2:18.2

that was just last June. I couldn't even believe it when I remember a single joke I make

2:22.0

in that episode. So I make it again. Good for you. They weren't memorable, I guess. That's

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