Episode 58: Reunion One And The First Sermon By RuPaul

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2017

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Long before Valentina was bitterly crowned "fan favorite" to the jeers of her fellow queens at the Season 9 reunion...there was the Season 1 reunion. This episode is not only the birthplace of "I don't see you walking children in nature!", it delivers one of the fieriest sermons from The Gospel of RuPaul: "You Forgot, Tammie!" Shannel is giving us Grindr realness in her hunt for validation, Santino is brutally honest to a fault, Porkchop is the adult in the room we need, and Akashia has a stain on her dress. Also--Chloe Dao, if you're reading this, WE remember you.

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0:00.0	The All right Mary. I don't dislike you because I don't get it nothing to do with your looks had nothing to do with your looks
0:21.0	I hate the way that you act I hate the way that you act. I hate the way that you talk and I hate the fact that even after what you did to me, you did not have the decency. Give me a call and talk about it. You know, I saw the confessional where she said that I scratch her face and I can guarantee you that that was merely by accident.
0:38.0	What was my wife was accident? Pushing me on the floor with accident?
0:41.0	Jade, honestly, anyone that sees that video can see how you went behind me, grab my tits,
0:46.0	grab my snatch, what am I supposed to do?
0:48.0	You know what I mean?
0:49.0	I felt threatened, I felt embarrassed.
0:51.0	Actually, I felt more embarrassed than when they picked on your tuck you know
0:54.3	you were ridiculous anyway you were you did I pull your weight I think you off
0:57.6	the stage I think what happened what I think what happened was that you were
1:00.4	getting frustrated that I was kicking your ass under the jade you cross the line you put your hands on me sweetie right now I'm glad I left on
1:06.7	it but so you don't love me anybody thanks Faramone.
1:14.0	Just shut up Faramone.
1:16.0	Clearly that clip was not Faramone.
1:19.0	It was actually Jade during our reunion episode of season one, which I have to say is, if not the best one, at least the top two, best reunion episodes of reality television I've ever seen.
1:33.6	Oh my God and I mean I think it's funny we've talked about this a few weeks ago that like
1:37.5	my feelings of the season nine reunion which everyone kind of talked about is like
1:40.9	oh my god the season nine reunion and it's like oh to me it was just kind of talked about is like oh my god the season nine reunion and it's like to me it was
1:44.1	which is kind of like a rip off of season one including this moment including this
1:47.8	kind of like you did this and then you never called me like it's it's funny the parallels but like season one did it
1:54.9	better. Yeah I mean well it was very bravo it was very kind of controlled just
2:01.9	like season nine in the sense that there wasn't any
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