Episode 6: Women

Call Jonathan Pie

BBC

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 821 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

When Roger warns Pie that he must widen his demographic, Pie decides to dedicate an entire show to “women’s issues”. Pie’s combative and contrary style does not suit the topic and Pie is taught a lesson or two by the female callers. Jules also gets involved by threatening Pie with quite serious bodily harm if he doesn’t shut his “rancid instant-coffee stinking mouth”. Pie is dismayed as he never touches instant coffee.

 Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker  Jules ..... Lucy Pearman  Sam ..... Aqib Khan  Roger ..... Nick Revell  Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling   Callers ... Ellie Dobing, Sarah Gabriel, Thanyia Moore and Emma Thornett.   Writer ..... Tom Walker  Script Editor ..... Nick Revell  Producers ..... Alison Vernon-Smith  and Julian Mayers Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing  Original music composed by Jason Read    Additional music Leighton James House

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0:00.0	You are about to listen to a BBC podcast and I'd like to tell you a bit about what goes into making one.
0:06.5	I'm Sadata Sese, an assistant commissioner of podcasts for BBC Sounds.
0:11.2	I pull a lot of levers to support a diverse range of podcasts on all sorts of subjects,
0:16.0	relationships, identity, comedy, even one that mixes poetry, music and inner city life.
0:22.4	So one day I'll be helping host develop their ideas, the next fact-checking, a feature,
0:28.3	and the next looking at how a podcast connects with its audience, and maybe that's you.
0:33.6	So if you like this podcast, check out some others on BBC Sounds.
0:39.5	BBC Sounds, music, radio podcasts.
0:43.5	There is very strong language throughout this programme.
0:47.5	You can't be late though, yeah, you know I hate late.
0:51.1	What do you mean dress smart?
0:52.7	I wear a suit all day.
1:11.3	It's an open day at a score, sorry. It's not fucking Henley Regatta. What do you want me to wear a top hat or something? A cravat and a pocket watch. Presumably I'll have to auction off a kidney just to get through the school gates. I mean, what's going on? What are we doing, Sandra? Come on, let's get serious.
1:12.9	It's not about the money.
1:13.7	It's the principle.
1:15.7	It's not about the money.
1:18.6	This phone in fuckery is put paid to that.
1:19.3	I mean, literally.
1:21.6	But, yeah, yeah, of course.
1:22.7	Yeah.
1:24.8	Okay, all right, I'll see you there.
1:28.2	Oh, are we still on for maybe grabbing a bite afterwards, the three of us?
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