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Fuck pain, fuck heartbreak. I'm still in love with life. From the multiculturalicultural Headquarters of the Future Capital of the Free Thinking States of America known as Los Angeles, this is the Drunken-Daoist podcast. Tonight, Moses' killing spree continues with some horrific acts lifted right out of the

ISIS handbook.

A marital aid by the name of chocolate thunder leads to a

miracle cure. An Ethereal DJ spins up some favorite hits from the past, the awesomeness of

Taramitsu, ensuring your info is from a reliable source and a fashion resistant guy from Milan who prefers comfort overall.

I thought it was better to look good and feel then, but what do I know? And now, asking you all to spread the words that corporations are not persons, I'm

Richevers.

And my partner in crime, the savage philosopher and middle figure of the gods

Danieli Bolelli.

As we invite you to lower the lights, fatten down the hatches, and prepare to open your

mind for the Drunkendow's podcast begins now.

Welcome back everybody episode 60.

Yes indeed. It's going gonna be a senior citizen things growing I know man this is

glorious but I am receiving complaints I must say I have received a complaint that the sound of my voice has been known to turn a straight man gay and

the complaint has been that women can never be satisfied by another man again.

So I deeply, deeply apologize for that.

You know Dream Times later in the show.

In that case, that's what we shall be taking care of that later. Let's get down to business. Let's thanks a few folks who let's thanks what the fuck? Where did I learn how to speak English man? I don't know. I think you do a good job.

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