F**K THE GAME!

Alright, let's do this. How are you? What the f**kers? What the f**k buddies? What the f**kin' ears? What the f**ksters?

What the f**k abilities? What's happening? I am Mark Marin. This is WTF. I am broadcasting from my mobile studio

at the Bowery Hotel. It's a beautiful day. You know, it was like two or three days of rainy shit,

just a depressing f**king rain, and then it opened up. I got one good day. I was starting to take it personally.

I got one good day. Somehow or another, I think I strained my neck sleeping. Is that possible?

That I hurt my neck while I was sleeping. It must have been a rough dream. I must have been active.

Things must have been going on. I threw my neck out in a dream, and now I'm having a hard time moving it,

and I got a special to tape on Saturday. So, am I going to do my special in Chicago,

which you should all come to see me at the Vic Theatre in Chicago. It would be nice.

I think we're doing alright. I think we're going to have enough people there.

The hockey situation did not. I was undaunted. I was not going to be bullied by hockey.

Apparently, it's not even in Chicago, but people watch TV. I think both shows are looking

people enough to do a special. I think the stage is going to look beautiful. I'm excited to do it.

Now, I'm just a little concerned that my neck, my neck, like I'm going to have that weird,

you know, I'm performing. I'm going to have that weird kind of like, instead of turning my neck,

I turn my entire upper body. Do that thing on my special for posterity.

That I will have this compromised movement. We'll see. We'll see. I don't know. Today on the show,

Kurt Metzger, brace yourself. Kurt Metzger, the comedian, he also writes for the Amy Schumer show.

You know, he's an outspoken dude. He's an envelope pusher. He's one of the funniest guys I know

and the best joke writers I know. I think I gave him one of his first writing jobs a million years

ago in a doomed, thank God, a doomed project, a remake of a English game comedy show called Never

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