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Some creeper in Austin is harassing destiny. Well, listen, dude. Austin, Austin's one of those cities. Hey, listen, it's a great city. I love Austin. It's a perfect mix of L.A. and Arizona.

But, hey, there is some A.

It gets a little weird over there, dude.

Austin's, it's one of those places where, like, the ghetto is the high class, right?

When you drive around, everything looks like just very old, but it's like, it's the high class nice.

So it's very old, but it's like, it's the high class nice. So it's very odd.

As far as the people go, all the people are like hippies. Like we're talking like, you know,

they're all high out of their fucking minds, right? Everyone's dropping LSD. It's a fucking crazy

place. That's why I stay indoors. But hey, just the thought of everyone having fun is good enough

for me. There's a lot of drunk people on 6th Street. And there is, and these are my favorite viewers right here, the one's question marking that

probably live in fucking Europe and have never even laid foot in America telling me where

I live is a wrong judgment from me, a fucking resident of the city.

Absolute beautiful.

You guys, you know, honestly, I should give you guys.

I mean, who the fuck am I to talk about Austin?

I, you guys living in Europe should know way more than me.

You're completely fucking right, dude.

Absolutely fucking me.

You're right.

I'm so sorry.

We all live in Texas on Australia?

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