Episode 83 - Banyan: The Defacening, Part 2 - The Refacening

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4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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It's MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/join Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Tom Crowley join in as we find out about an attempt to remove Michael Banyan's cow face.

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0:00.0	Hello, first of all, if you haven't listened to part one of this,
0:04.5	listen to part one first because this is part two and it won't make much sense.
0:09.3	Secondly, it is the second week of Max Fundrive. The two week period where shows on the maximum
0:15.2	fund network such as Beef and Dairy Network, very gently let our listeners know that these shows
0:21.8	are audience supported. A huge thanks to everyone who already supports Beef and Dairy Network.
0:27.5	If you'd like to do so, why not go to maximumfund.org-join? That's maximumfund.org-join.
0:35.0	If you love the show and want to chip in, then that's the place for you.
0:38.9	Alright, enjoy this episode.
0:42.2	Hello, I'm the actor Roger Westcott-Lumeig-Raleigh and whenever I'm holidaying in international waters,
0:49.0	I kick things off with a big glass of nodge. Barkeep, another glass of nodge, please.
0:56.3	Nodge me up, man, and fast!
0:59.7	But increasingly, cruise ship bars are reluctant to serve nodge to their passengers.
1:04.8	Absolute madness. Well, luckily I have a solution.
1:09.6	Roger Westcott-Lumeig-Raleigh's nodge in a tin.
1:14.3	Finally, the drink that the Coast Guard won't stop talking about in tin form.
1:19.8	But won't the nodge burn through the aluminium can I hear you ask?
1:24.2	Well, luckily, each tin is made of strength and lead.
1:29.1	Simply use a power drill, dremel or jigsaw to access the sweet nodge.
1:35.5	So don't just drink it, nodge it. Go on, bodge a nodge into your godge.
1:42.8	Remember, consuming nodge is illegal in every country on earth.
1:45.3	Please enjoy nodge responsibly.
1:46.9	Reface, verb, to renew the face, facade or front of.
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