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I actually, I have a theory based on today because this happens to me every time in Call of Duty games, okay?

The first day I play, it feels like this is the game I'm gonna go pro in.

I'm getting kills crazy shots, right?

The next day I'd play,

it's as if they've reverted the game to what it normally is.

I feel like all first day games...

Yeah, because everybody who's good at FPS gets better at the game, and we don't.

Oh.

Yeah, that's true.

I was thinking, what if these guys think about it, okay? So like in real life, in real life, there's a drug FDA administration on some shit, right?

So you can't like lace food with addictive shit.

I was thinking, what if games, since there's no a law on this, they, like, laced each first day of each person's account

with extra bullet damage and extra health,

so they feel like they're good,

so they invest in the game and keep playing it?

That's really smart, actually.

Isn't it?

People would fucking, like, once a cover was blown

on something like that, like, like people would fucking data mine that shit was blown on something like that like people would

fucking data mine that shit and figure it out like okay let's get started uh yes jake yeah i have

to buy a new account every day yeah jake this is uh he doesn't like any being called guy

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