Episode 88 - Live at Tanya and Barry’s Wedding

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Linnea Sage, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Nadia Kamil join in this month as we provide a live version of the podcast at the same time as performing the ancient vows of holy matrimony for a couple called Tanya and Bob.

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0:00.0	Hello, this episode is a recording of our recent live show. Enjoy!
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0:19.5	then what better food could there be than beef? Our Mitchell's guarantees that all of the cattle
0:25.7	that go into the production of beef squared were themselves fed with beef squared, which is 100%
0:32.3	beef. New Mitchell's beef squared because beef times beef equals beef.
0:39.1	Hello and welcome to Beef and dairy network live!
1:00.7	Now it is a great privilege to be here to record an episode of the podcast, however,
1:05.6	due to a clerical error by the venue leading to a room double booking, this session will be both
1:10.8	the podcast and the wedding of a man called Barry and his fiance, Tanya.
1:20.8	Sorry, excuse me, babe. Excuse me, you actually said that you were just let the wedding take place.
1:28.3	No, no, I didn't. You told me the room had been double booked and I told you not to worry
1:32.0	and that it would be fine. Right, which I obviously understood to mean that you would cancel
1:40.3	your stupid podcast and I could have my wedding. Sorry, just to explain, this is Tanya.
1:46.7	We've only just met but I'm getting brides' elevives.
1:55.6	I'm sorry, finding out that your wedding venue has been double booked with a
2:00.9	pork podcast. Doesn't make you a brides' elevum. Okay, it's beef. Pork producers don't have
2:08.1	podcasts, they wouldn't even know which end of a microphone to speak into the fucking ideas.
2:13.9	Oh come on, please. All of these people are here for my wedding.
2:16.4	Okay, well look, give me a cheer if you're here for Beef and dairy live.
2:19.8	Okay, and give me a cheer if you're here for Tanya's wedding. Sorry, that's my cousin.
2:31.8	He's got a point. Shut up Pendlebury. His name's Pendlebury.
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