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Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those

involved, or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

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Now, I don't know about you, but in my quiet moments, I often find myself slipping into

a sort of reverie, remembering the old days when I was a child, waking up at half-as-four

in the morning and waiting by the door for the milkman to come, and then once he had

been tearing the foil tops off the bottles and drinking the contents, all of it, before

my family had even woken up. And then when they came downstairs, my father, my mother,

and my sister Bernice, I would say, oh no, the crows have pecked open the bottles again.

Then, wild eyed and sweating, my father would reply, and then he would smash one of the

bottles and brandish it at me, blind with rage. Then, mother would come and medicate him

with a blow-dart, and we'd all sit down to watch breakfast news together on the television.

I remember when the news was on, Bernice would always say, what's Gaddafi been up to

them? What's the kernel doing today?

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