Now entering Nurdist.com. That's it. It's it. I'm in all of us. You know why? Tell me. You, I mean we've had statues built for you and I mean we've had statues built for you and I've had statues built for me but this is the first time

that we haven't commissioned those statues do you know what I mean right like

usually usually I'm the guy going you know what I mean right like usually usually I'm the guy going you know what I need a statue of myself yeah it's got to be six foot it's got to be bad on a marble

it's got to be in the style of Michelangelo's de Vied yeah and, and then, as you know, the next problem

after you commission a statute for yourself

is the waiting, the waiting.

Months.

Because you think, just do it, man right but the artist is an artist and those guys for some

reason take time and every time you say what's a normal question to ask how the statue

is going how's the statue is going?

How's the statue going?

Oh, please!

They get so offended.

And that's what I can't figure out.

It's like, I'm just asking you, I'm paying you usually six to eight thousand dollars for this statue.

That's what my going rate is for the statues.

And then when I ask him, how's the statue going?

Oh, please.

You can't rush art!

Is art?

You can rush art?

I understand.

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