Hello dear listener editor JT here. I just wanted to stop by to let you all know that the deprogram fall merch drop is live from now until October 15th

We worked with some really talented artists from the community to come up with a bunch of cool designs and we hope you'll like them as much as we do.

We've got You Gotnix snake eating its own ass, a little pocket Castro,

hakeem's patented theory tote bag, and of course the glorious flag of the People's Republic of Chattanooga, plus a bunch more.

We'd like to take a second to thank you all for your support over the last couple years.

We truly could not keep this show afloat without the support of our wonderful patrons, the people who buy the

merch, and all the kind and thoughtful messages you send us. So from the bottom of

our filthy kami hearts, thank you. We are so excited to hear what you think of

the new merch, and to continue delivering banger

episodes for many years to come.

As a little something for our lovely supporters, every patron gets 10% off their merch order.

Just go to Patreon.com slash the deprogram and check the merch announcement post for the code.

That's all for now. We love each and every one of you and we'll see you in the next episode.

Okay, okay guys. Now that Hakim unfortunately isn't with us today because he is very

busy with saving people things and so on, I have an important topic to discuss because if he was here I wouldn't be able to tolerate

all the wincing and cringing that would take place.

So I want to present to all of our listeners, including our beautiful guest, a perfect theoretical

strategy of developed on how to know when it's time to actually stop drinking, at least you know slow down during a night out.

So here goes.

You know how like attraction is extremely subjective, you know revolves around culture, genetics,

norms, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I want you to, anytime you go out,

wherever you are, to find the one individual that you are personally very much so not fucking attracted to.

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