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The New Yorker: The Writer's Voice - New Fiction from The New Yorker

Etgar Keret Reads “Mitzvah”

The New Yorker: The Writer's Voice - New Fiction from The New Yorker

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Fiction, Authors, Arts, New, Newyorker, Yorker

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🗓️ 20 June 2022

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Etgar Keret reads his story “Mitzvah,” translated from the Hebrew by Jessica Cohen, from the June 27, 2022, issue of the magazine. Keret’s books include the memoir “The Seven Good Years” and the story collections “Suddenly a Knock on the Door” and “Fly Already,” which was published in 2020.

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0:00.0

This is The Writer's Voice, new fiction from The New Yorker. I'm Debra Triesman,

0:10.0

fiction editor at The New Yorker. On this episode of The Writer's Voice, we'll hear

0:14.2

Edgar Carrot read his story, Mitzvah, translated from the Hebrew by Jessica Cohen, from the June

0:20.0

27th, 2022 issue of the magazine. Carrot's books include the memoir The Seven Good Years,

0:26.4

from The Story Collections, suddenly a knock on the door and fly already, which was published

0:30.5

in 2020. Now here's Edgar Carrot.

0:40.5

Mitzvah, you're given a seat on the tattered couch in his brother's living room, waiting

0:47.1

for the molly to kick in. You're given his brother is a dealer. He hates it when people

0:52.6

call him a dealer, says he's just buying for friends, but he's the mother of all dealers.

0:58.5

Looks like a lizard, cold-blooded, takes money from his own little brother, but gives him

1:03.9

a 30% discount, like his generosity personified.

1:09.2

While we wait for the high to kick in, he drones on about how this is pre-mushed, super

1:14.2

pricey, and how we paid top dollar to the Dutchman who sold it to him, and now is using

1:19.4

money on us. Yeah, right, Dutchman. I guarantee he bought the whole stash from some Arab

1:25.7

kid in Jaffa.

1:28.2

When this shit goes through your head, it's straight to the penthouse, he gushes, rocket

1:33.3

launch, no steps.

1:35.3

Let's go, I say to you, Gave. We bought it, we popped it, now it's bitch time. Your

1:42.0

Gave's plan is to get high and go pick up girls on the beach. He did with his brother

1:47.7

once, got lit, and went down to the promenade, and came home with a Norwegian tourist.

1:54.1

Normally, he wouldn't have the balls to talk to a girl like that, especially not in English,

2:00.1

but the Molly made you get feel powerful. You're so beautifully told her. If God appears

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