Every Part of the Whale
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Backseaters, ever done a job and didn’t get paid? How about payment in animals? If yes, you’re not alone! Dustin and Mel take us on a grand tour of troubling babysitting stories, call to question pizza-crust deniers, when your home becomes a teenage convenience store, awkward hotel check-ins, a family review on Orlando Universal Studios, and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies, |
| 0:02.8 | with Parental Control Monitoring apps |
| 0:04.8 | and the new Bark phone. |
| 0:05.8 | Bark is the best comprehensive Parental Control |
| 0:08.3 | Tool for families. |
| 0:09.3 | Listen to today's episode for more details. Hey everybody welcome don't make me come back there. we are a funny podcast about family my |
| 0:33.4 | name is Dustin Nickerson I'm a stand-up comedian the host of the aforementioned |
| 0:40.4 | podcast alongside me in a dashing red and black outfit is my |
| 0:46.8 | lovely wife co-host overall great gal who is in a particularly silly and self-amused mood. |
| 0:57.0 | Mel is making Mel laugh today. |
| 1:02.0 | Hi there. |
| 1:04.0 | Mel is doing... |
| 1:05.0 | Mel is telling jokes that Mel laughs at and that's one of my favorite... |
| 1:10.0 | You do have... |
| 1:11.0 | Sometimes you just kind of tickle yourself which is not what I wanted to say I didn't want that I think people understood what I meant that |
| 1:20.8 | I didn't myself laugh don't read that as a transcript. |
| 1:24.0 | And yeah. |
| 1:25.0 | And that's fun for me. |
| 1:27.0 | That is fun. |
| 1:28.0 | Um, nobody else laughs. |
| 1:30.0 | When people, when people, one thing that you... |
| 1:32.0 | That's not really always what I'm going for what you and I have in common is you and I both think that you are the funniest person alive. |
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