Why would anyone want to steal a toilet?

If they think they can get away with it, they'll get away with it.

But this isn't any old toilet.

This is a solid gold toilet, worth nearly five million pounds, stolen from a palace.

A solid gold toilet has been stolen.

Police are trying to flush the robbers out.

It's a tale of security failures, ruthless robbers and missing millions.

Crime next door, the golden toilet heist.

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Hello, Russell Kane here, just popping up on your feet to let you know that I'm back with another season all about the malicious demon, the dais deceptor, the Cartesian concept, better known as the evil genius.

Join me for a dive through the annals of history to uncover some uncomfortable truths about celebrated heroes and saving graces about evil miscreants.

This series is packed with historical icons and near-do-wells. Take Napoleon, misunderstood

short king or a true tiny tyrant. I'm more about OJ Simpson, a gridiron god or a murdering sod.

And Christine Keeler, was she a patsy, or did she play fast and loose with national security?

Join me and a panel of brilliant comedians to find out what we think.

Episodes will be coming soon, but if you want the episodes first,

make sure you're subscribed on BBC Sounds.