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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Excuse Me Sir, Your Colostomy Bag

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises. 

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0:00.0

The 93X Half-Hast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

0:04.8

We all know January is one of the coldest months of the year, and not that cheery, fun kind of Christmas cold.

0:10.0

Nah, just the dark, dank January cold.

0:12.8

Standard heating and air condition is well aware of this, and that's why they're offering $40 off a furnace tune-up to keep you warm during the Minnesota cold.

0:19.7

The last thing you want is be huddled around an iffy space heater you bought from some shady

0:23.4

targeted ad.

0:24.3

Oh, and how about this?

0:25.3

Standard heating and air condition has now been helping Minnesotans for over 95 years.

0:29.3

So book your appointment now at standardheating.com.

0:32.1

That's standard heating.com.

0:33.5

The 93x.

0:34.9

The 93rd morning show.

0:37.1

Ninety.three air.

0:45.2

Dang.

0:46.2

Wednesday, huh?

0:47.9

Where can we go with that, Josh?

0:49.6

That's about as far as I can go, I think.

0:51.7

I guess we'll find out.

0:52.9

Well, the weeks go by kind of fast, I thought. Oh, here we go. Now you've done it. I like to get controversial and right

0:58.8

off the bat. Now you've done it. You've labeled the week fast. It has been for me, at least.

1:04.0

Now you know what the rest of the week has in store for us. It's going to drag on. Misery. Misery. I just put a bunch of chains and some heavyweights at the end of that thing.

1:12.0

You can't say, you can't say, boy, this week has gone fast when we got bosses in the building.

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