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🗓️ 15 January 2025
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises.
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0:00.0 | The 93X Half-Hast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
0:04.8 | We all know January is one of the coldest months of the year, and not that cheery, fun kind of Christmas cold. |
0:10.0 | Nah, just the dark, dank January cold. |
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0:33.5 | The 93x. |
0:34.9 | The 93rd morning show. |
0:37.1 | Ninety.three air. |
0:45.2 | Dang. |
0:46.2 | Wednesday, huh? |
0:47.9 | Where can we go with that, Josh? |
0:49.6 | That's about as far as I can go, I think. |
0:51.7 | I guess we'll find out. |
0:52.9 | Well, the weeks go by kind of fast, I thought. Oh, here we go. Now you've done it. I like to get controversial and right |
0:58.8 | off the bat. Now you've done it. You've labeled the week fast. It has been for me, at least. |
1:04.0 | Now you know what the rest of the week has in store for us. It's going to drag on. Misery. Misery. I just put a bunch of chains and some heavyweights at the end of that thing. |
1:12.0 | You can't say, you can't say, boy, this week has gone fast when we got bosses in the building. |
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