Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

All right. This is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Fu Cinema.

Who were these guys?

You know, Junkie Unci, are you ready to take a plane ride in the interest of national security?

Well, then you've made the right decision and flown into a brand new episode of junk food cinema.

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Dot, I hope there's a movie on this flight.

This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Salsbride.

I'm joined, as per usual, by my friend and co-pilot. He is a novelist, a screenwriter, a lieutenant of Megaforce,

a man who never obeys the fast and seatbelt light, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi.

How's it going, man?

It is going great.

It is Thanksgiving week.

And what are we thankful here at junk food cinema?

Plains, evidently.

Well, and wrapping up our uh going down series and

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